Brussels, Belgium – After the story of the bags of cash found at some mp’s apartments, the European Parliament has decided to react accordingly.

In a very strong stance, the EU Parliament’s president said from the prison she’s in that this will happen never again. “Sorry”.

She said the Parliament would take incredibly harsh measures, and was ready to go so far as to allow other mp’s to open investigations about their friends and colleagues.

With such measures in place, we can be rest assured that corruption is gone for good in the respectable institution.