President Biden declared medically fit to sniff children’s hair, among other things
Washington, DC – America held its breath following the medical examination of its beloved president. Fortunately, everyone was able to breathe a deep sigh of relief: the president was declared physically and mentally fit to carry out a series of…
Pfiser sued by US governement as number of deaths much lower than expected
Washington, D.C. – The government is very disappointed with the performance of Pfiser’s vaccine. He made this known by filing a complaint against the New York-based company. Indeed, it would seem that the contract signed between the 2 parties provided…
The world soon to be ruled by Bill Gates
Geneva, Switzerland – The WHO is currently getting 194 countries around the world to sign legally binding agreements. As the WHO is mainly financed by Bill Gates and he is the one who directs its policy, he therefore becomes responsible…
11 signs you’re a good democrat
1/ You blame Trump for everything 2/ You like to kneel 3/ You realize how offending it is to not let your kids attend porn drag shows 4/ You think Christians are biggots 5/ You think racism and climate change…
Far right extremists want freedom
Dallas, Texas, USA – Once again, right-wing extremists are hiding behind virtuous words like “freedom”. Freedom of expression, for example, is a concept they love and which allows them to spread their hatred of others. Today, we hear a lot…
East Palestine is perfectly safe
EAST PALESTINE, Ohio – Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, East Palestine Fire Chief and Incident Commander Keith Drabick, and local, state, and federal officials representing both states announced today that evacuated residents in and around East Palestine…
Biden administration decides ‘racist’ $10 billion budget for East Palestine
In a surprising move, the Biden administration has decided to devote a budget of $10B to help the American city of East Palestine. This gesture remains largely misunderstood by the population, which does not really understand why the government decides…
China says “Our balloon is bigger than yours”, Trump replies
Chinese President Xi Jinping triumphantly announced to Joe Biden that his balloon “was bigger than his”. He explained to our reporters that despite the preconceptions, the Chinese balloons were “very big”, “much bigger than the American balloons” and could “hold…
Poor, suicidal, or dead people are the new heroes!
The American nation, Canada and the whole world are grateful to all the poor. We the riches, we thank you for fighting global warming. If you could be even poorer, you’ll heat less, consume next to nothing, that would be…
Kamala Harris reflects on the punishment she’s going to inflict on her husband tonight
As Joe Biden delivered his remarkable and very clear State of the Union address, Vice President Kamala Harris spent the evening pondering the punishment she was about to inflict on her husband. Indeed, while she was busy putting on her…