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Banker angry with Bitcoin: “Where do I click to create some new ones?”

Accustomed to creating money out of thin air, well-known City of London banker Richie Moonak is very pissed off about Bitcoin. He was kind enough to explain to us in more detail the reason for his annoyance. “Usually, when I…

Elon Musk responds to an account with 47 followers

San Francisco, California – Elon Musk has gotten so used to replying only to big accounts that Twitter users have forgotten that there are still accounts with fewer followers. Yet it is the majority of Twitter accounts. But large accounts…

Pfizer’s mutated covid becomes deadly to shape shifting lizards

After mutating the covid virus 12,666 times, the Pfizer scientists finally achieved an interesting result. Indeed, they managed to develop a strain that can kill shape shifting lizards. They noticed when the entire Pfizer board suddenly died. It seems 90%…

“Space Tesla” driver turns around after 5 years because he forgot his phone

5 years ago, for the inaugural launch of SpaceX Falcon Heavy, Elon Musk decided to show off a little bit and to put his personal Tesla in space. The Tesla is driven by “Starman”. Experts estimate the car currently is…

New high tech company in the EU

Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen, the EU commission president, proudly announced the creation of a new high tech company in the EU. The new company, she said, will create “a new search engine, powered by AI, with robots and vaccines…