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Pfizer’s mutated covid becomes deadly to shape shifting lizards

After mutating the covid virus 12,666 times, the Pfizer scientists finally achieved an interesting result. Indeed, they managed to develop a strain that can kill shape shifting lizards.

They noticed when the entire Pfizer board suddenly died. It seems 90% of the Davos participants are terrified at their home and now wear surgical masks full time.

Pfizer scientists wrote a reassuring press release where they explain they already developed a vaccine and only 17 boosters are needed. However, they still need to create needles that can be inserted into super solid lizard skin.


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