Ukrainian civil servants go on strike to ask the United States to revise their salaries and pensions upwards
kyiv, Ukraine – 60% of Ukrainian civil servants went on strike on Monday to protest against the level of pensions proposed by the American government. 2 million people demonstrated according to the unions, 500 according to the police. The organizer…
A bank grants a mortgage for a flat in London – city soon under water
London, England – This young British couple thought their idea was ridiculous: buying a flat in London. Indeed, with the rising waters that are looming, it seemed obvious to them that all the inhabitants were probably going to have to…
Lula cleverly demands vaccination to earn welfare benefits – so they last less
The newly elected Brazilian President, Lula, has announced in a rather clever way, that every Brazilian citizen will have to be vaccinated to continue to benefit from social assistance. Astute observers will have noticed how useful this subtle measure is…
A wicked witch named Ambassador for gender equality in Australia
The wicked witch Stephanie Campbell was recently named Australia’s Ambassador for gender equality. She has the particularity of never blinking, to better fix and hypnotize her victims. By fixing her interlocutors in this way without ever blinking, this wicked witch…
George Orwell congratulates the West for following his guidelines “by the book”
George Orwell managed to send us the message from the after world, which we have decided to reveal to the world, as it’s an amazingly positive message. Here it goes: “Dear People of the West, It is with undisguised emotion…
February 2025: EU preparing the 48th package of sanctions against Russia
3 years after the war began, and following the visit of president Zelensky this week in Europe, the EU proudly announced they were preparing the 48th package of sanctions against Russia. “This package will be highly effective”, confirms Charles Michel,…
EU to ban twitter to protect freedom of speech
After one more person tweeted a pretty funny joke about covid, the EU commission decided that enough was enough and that it was finally time to take the necessary measures to protect freedom of speech. In an unexpected remark, the…
Sophia Kianni tweeted something without a selfie
Against all odds, today Sophia Kianni made a series of tweets that largely surprised her followers. Indeed, the first big surprise is that these tweets contained text. And even more surprisingly, not a single one offered a selfie of Sophia….
Inflated white balloon has a hard landing
Our reporters confirm that after being bravely shot by an F-22, the evil Chinese balloon landed hardly. “This evil, white balloon is everything we’re fighting against” said president Joe Biden in an inspirational speech. “Had the balloon be colored, for…