Biden tells Ukrainians: ‘To win the war, get vaccinated!’
Warsaw, Poland – In a highly anticipated speech, President Biden has outdone himself. today during his visit to Warsaw, Poland. The president of course reminded the world that “to defend peace, we must deliver as many weapons as possible”. Then…
The world soon to be ruled by Bill Gates
Geneva, Switzerland – The WHO is currently getting 194 countries around the world to sign legally binding agreements. As the WHO is mainly financed by Bill Gates and he is the one who directs its policy, he therefore becomes responsible…
Delicious plant based shit looks and tastes like the real thing
Seattle, USA – “The Real Shit”, a great corporation dedicated to saving our planet, just announced a new flagship product: “Algashit”. This new product follows in the long line of previous successes of this magnificent company: “Algacrap, Algapoo, Algodung and…
New study shows cisgender people causing heart attacks among the vaccinated population
We already knew that racism and climate change were causing a lot of heart attacks. Now a new study by the American Association for Inclusive Climate Health has shown that cisgender people were likely the cause of many of those…
Poor, suicidal, or dead people are the new heroes!
The American nation, Canada and the whole world are grateful to all the poor. We the riches, we thank you for fighting global warming. If you could be even poorer, you’ll heat less, consume next to nothing, that would be…
Pfizer’s mutated covid becomes deadly to shape shifting lizards
After mutating the covid virus 12,666 times, the Pfizer scientists finally achieved an interesting result. Indeed, they managed to develop a strain that can kill shape shifting lizards. They noticed when the entire Pfizer board suddenly died. It seems 90%…
Djokovic worried for his opponents at the US Open
On May 11, 2023, the the Biden Administration will end the public health emergency and will therefore allow top tennis player Novak Djokovic to play this uear’s edition of the US Open. When questioned on the topic, Novak said he…
Klaus Schwab recommends Chile-Lime Cricket Tacos
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