New study warns that watching the J6 footage can cause cardiac problems
Washington, DC – Be careful! A new study published by a very serious scientific team shows that the simple viewing of J6 footage can cause serious heart problems. The same scientific team recently demonstrated that drinking Coca Cola made the…
President’s campaign team reveals slogan for 2024: ‘Make Ukraine Great Again’
Wahsington, DC — Communication is definitely the forte of President Biden’s team. In what many consider to be a genuine stroke of genius, the slogan for the 2024 campaign was revealed to the public: “Make Ukraine Great Again” The campaign…
US Announces $500 Package for East Palestine
The main news today is that the White House authorized a $500 aid package to East Palestine that includes funds to purchase 20 bottles of water, 5 blankets, 20 eggs (!) and that’s it. President Joe Biden has faced increasing…
War Attracted Alien (WAA) is offended by US aircraft strike
Aliens are currently trying to invade planet Earth. But it’s not their fault, it’s in their nature, they’re simply attracted by violence and war. We can’t blame them for that, how offending would that be! Furthermore, zizpo, the kind alien…