Pfiser sued by US governement as number of deaths much lower than expected
Washington, D.C. – The government is very disappointed with the performance of Pfiser’s vaccine. He made this known by filing a complaint against the New York-based company. Indeed, it would seem that the contract signed between the 2 parties provided…
East Palestine is perfectly safe
EAST PALESTINE, Ohio – Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, East Palestine Fire Chief and Incident Commander Keith Drabick, and local, state, and federal officials representing both states announced today that evacuated residents in and around East Palestine…
Lula cleverly demands vaccination to earn welfare benefits – so they last less
The newly elected Brazilian President, Lula, has announced in a rather clever way, that every Brazilian citizen will have to be vaccinated to continue to benefit from social assistance. Astute observers will have noticed how useful this subtle measure is…
Scientists discover a US citizen not supporting the current thing in Alaska
Juneau, Alaska – Russian scientists Igor and Dimitria Russiakov have recently made an amazing discovery: a US citizen with a different opinion, so not supporting the current thing! “That was incredible” told Igor to our reporters. “We really thought that…
Aliens discover a new species with unique behaviors
After sending out a few reconnaissance ships, the aliens analyzed what they could sense about the earth and the species that live there. They were able to see that many species live there in harmony. Birds, lions, fish and in…
Bill Gates fundation creates a new vaccine against dangerous computer virus
The Bill Gates Foundation has just announced the creation of a new vaccine to fight against ransomware-type viruses. Bill Gates, who was present at the announcement, agreed to give our reporters more details. “It’s a Messenger-like vaccine, which allows all…
Leonardo DiCaprio dating only girls up to 25 years old to fight climate change
Leonardo DiCaprio is deeply concerned about the planet, which is why he decided to pay special attention to the girls he’s dating. He explained that these girls are usually not ready yet to have babies, and he knows how much…
Wind turbines produce much better after deforestation
The wind turbine manufacturer “Green Washing Wind” has expressed confidence in the ability of the wind turbines it manufactures to produce clean electricity. According to the company’s spokesperson, the wind turbines work very well “especially when it’s windy”, which still…