1/ You blame Trump for everything

2/ You like to kneel

3/ You realize how offending it is to not let your kids attend porn drag shows

4/ You think Christians are biggots

5/ You think racism and climate change can cause cardiac arrest

6/ You’re about to take your 7th shot

7/ You think Joe Biden’s a great president

8/ You love all Disney shows

9/ You go home with your husband and wife

10/ You love Facebook and Youtube but you hate Twitter because “bad Elon”

11/ You support the current thing