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Biden blames Chinese balloon for inflation

We applause the incredibly brave and audacious strike of the Chinese balloon by an American F-22 fighter jet, obviously after the balloon had finished traveling over the United States and had enough time to send all the nice pictures to China.

After that happened, US president Joe Biden reminded the country, in a solemn speech, that had this Chinese balloon never crossed over the United States, it is likely that inflation would be much, much lower than it is today.

Biden also mentioned the possibility that the balloon was responsible for racism and climate change. Experts were still debating the topic, but were close to reaching a much awaited consensus, without which the science cannot be setteld.


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