Our reporters confirm that after being bravely shot by an F-22, the evil Chinese balloon landed hardly.

“This evil, white balloon is everything we’re fighting against” said president Joe Biden in an inspirational speech. “Had the balloon be colored, for example with blue, yellow, red, orange and green, we could’ve considered things differently.

It seems no one considered the possibility that the balloon could have identified as colored.

This whole situation is a good lesson for the US economy and the FED. As a great expert and economist mentioned: “When a bubble bursts, there usually is a hard landing”.