Despite what many liberals have called a “great show”, Satan expressed some disappointment after his performance at the Grammys.

He explained to our reporters that he didn’t feel too well before the show as it was the first time in a while he was performing on national tv.

He also didn’t feel comfortable to expose his recently developed dad bod. Because of it, he had asked the production to make really tight clothes, but then he didn’t dare moving too much as he was afraid to tear the suit.

“I really need to workout. But promoting my latest creations really takes a lot of time, it’s exhausting, so I eat!” he said. “As the US have recently decided to accept me for who I really am, I am… truly…” but then Satan burst into tears.