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“Let’s escalate this war and get done with it once and for all!” says virtuous citizen

Mary Bribe, long term socialist voter, proud to be inclusive and to defend virtuous values, thinks it’s time to end the war. From a big 4 room house with a nice garden and a swimming pool, she said while watching…

Twitter user happy to know the truth, yet no one believes him

Twitter user Jim Reacher is very happy because he knows secrets that most of his friends ignore. Thanks to Twitter, he now knows that some big pharma is at least thinking of modifying a virus. He knows that there are…

Victoria Nuland says she wants to f*** DU

Our reporters have come in the possession of a very rare 2014 transcript of a conversation between US Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland, and someone else nobody cares about. In that infamous conversation, Victoria Nuland used…

Wife turns the bathroom’s light off this morning

After 25 years of marriage, Margareth Switcher had an unexpected attitude this morning. Indeed, for the first time, Margareth turned off the bathroom light before going down the stairs.