George Orwell congratulates the West for following his guidelines “by the book”
George Orwell managed to send us the message from the after world, which we have decided to reveal to the world, as it’s an amazingly positive message. Here it goes: “Dear People of the West, It is with undisguised emotion…
Joe Biden makes himself extremely clear
During the State of the Union Speech, the President of the United States, the honorable Joe Biden, once again was extremely clear on a large number of topics. He clearly stated he was ready to use his veto privilege: “Make…
Nord Stream bomber and deep-sea diver releases a book: “No easy night”
John Owen, undercover CIA agent – navy seal – deep-sea diver whose identity must remain secret at all costs, just released a book to tell the world about his incredible accomplishment: blowing up the Nord Stream pipelines. He explains in…
EU to ban twitter to protect freedom of speech
After one more person tweeted a pretty funny joke about covid, the EU commission decided that enough was enough and that it was finally time to take the necessary measures to protect freedom of speech. In an unexpected remark, the…
Inflated white balloon has a hard landing
Our reporters confirm that after being bravely shot by an F-22, the evil Chinese balloon landed hardly. “This evil, white balloon is everything we’re fighting against” said president Joe Biden in an inspirational speech. “Had the balloon be colored, for…