The world soon to be ruled by Bill Gates
Geneva, Switzerland – The WHO is currently getting 194 countries around the world to sign legally binding agreements. As the WHO is mainly financed by Bill Gates and he is the one who directs its policy, he therefore becomes responsible…
Ukrainian civil servants go on strike to ask the United States to revise their salaries and pensions upwards
kyiv, Ukraine – 60% of Ukrainian civil servants went on strike on Monday to protest against the level of pensions proposed by the American government. 2 million people demonstrated according to the unions, 500 according to the police. The organizer…
11 signs you’re a good democrat
1/ You blame Trump for everything 2/ You like to kneel 3/ You realize how offending it is to not let your kids attend porn drag shows 4/ You think Christians are biggots 5/ You think racism and climate change…
Grandma blamed for not choosing free assisted suicide
The good old grandmother of the family, Gertrude, was in great shape. Then one fine day in winter, she caught a cold, had a little fever and felt tired. It was then that her family, made up of model and…
A bank grants a mortgage for a flat in London – city soon under water
London, England – This young British couple thought their idea was ridiculous: buying a flat in London. Indeed, with the rising waters that are looming, it seemed obvious to them that all the inhabitants were probably going to have to…
Breaking – A train carrying chemicals arrived at its destination without derailing
Chicago, IL – Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg summoned 5,000 journalists from around the world for an international press conference today following the arrival of a train at Chicago station. “This train was carrying various chemicals and hazardous materials and…
Far right extremists want freedom
Dallas, Texas, USA – Once again, right-wing extremists are hiding behind virtuous words like “freedom”. Freedom of expression, for example, is a concept they love and which allows them to spread their hatred of others. Today, we hear a lot…
Delicious plant based shit looks and tastes like the real thing
Seattle, USA – “The Real Shit”, a great corporation dedicated to saving our planet, just announced a new flagship product: “Algashit”. This new product follows in the long line of previous successes of this magnificent company: “Algacrap, Algapoo, Algodung and…
East Palestine is perfectly safe
EAST PALESTINE, Ohio – Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, East Palestine Fire Chief and Incident Commander Keith Drabick, and local, state, and federal officials representing both states announced today that evacuated residents in and around East Palestine…
Biden administration decides ‘racist’ $10 billion budget for East Palestine
In a surprising move, the Biden administration has decided to devote a budget of $10B to help the American city of East Palestine. This gesture remains largely misunderstood by the population, which does not really understand why the government decides…