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Elon Musk responds to an account with 47 followers

San Francisco, California – Elon Musk has gotten so used to replying only to big accounts that Twitter users have forgotten that there are still accounts with fewer followers. Yet it is the majority of Twitter accounts. But large accounts…

The world soon to be ruled by Bill Gates

Geneva, Switzerland – The WHO is currently getting 194 countries around the world to sign legally binding agreements. As the WHO is mainly financed by Bill Gates and he is the one who directs its policy, he therefore becomes responsible…

Doug and Jill on Valentine’s day

Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden were both invited to attend as guests of President Biden’s State of the Union Speech. As they sat in the audience, Doug couldn’t help but notice how elegant and poised Jill was. She sat with…

Hillary Clinton incredibly sexy

Age has no hold on Hillary, quite the contrary. During a recent trip to India, the charming Hillary stunned the assembly with her eternal youth and her delicate charm. Very smiling, the beautiful Hillary did not stop smiling and truly…

Sam Smith Accidentally Hit By US Army – ‘I Mistook Him For A Balloon’

London, England – A tragic event occurred on Monday in the suburbs of London. Indeed, Sam Smith, who was returning home after the “Brit Awards”, was targeted by an American F22 passing by. The pilot, however experienced, explained “having had…

Kamala Harris reflects on the punishment she’s going to inflict on her husband tonight

As Joe Biden delivered his remarkable and very clear State of the Union address, Vice President Kamala Harris spent the evening pondering the punishment she was about to inflict on her husband. Indeed, while she was busy putting on her…

Bill Gates fundation creates a new vaccine against dangerous computer virus

The Bill Gates Foundation has just announced the creation of a new vaccine to fight against ransomware-type viruses. Bill Gates, who was present at the announcement, agreed to give our reporters more details. “It’s a Messenger-like vaccine, which allows all…

Madonna reveals she is the sister of the Bogdanov brothers

In a shocking revelation, Madonna has confirmed that she is the sister of the regretted Bogdanov brothers. Igor and Grichka Bogdanov, both internationally renowned scientists, have always hidden this relationship with the famous singer. When asked why she didn’t reveal…

President Zelensky agrees to wear a King Charles shirt

In an incredibly generous gesture, President Zelensky agrees to wear a King Charles shirt. When meeting the King of England, it is customary to wear a shirt. Unfortunately, President Zelensky has only provided a few green sweaters in his suitcase,…

Leonardo DiCaprio dating only girls up to 25 years old to fight climate change

Leonardo DiCaprio is deeply concerned about the planet, which is why he decided to pay special attention to the girls he’s dating. He explained that these girls are usually not ready yet to have babies, and he knows how much…