Pfizer’s mutated covid becomes deadly to shape shifting lizards
After mutating the covid virus 12,666 times, the Pfizer scientists finally achieved an interesting result. Indeed, they managed to develop a strain that can kill shape shifting lizards. They noticed when the entire Pfizer board suddenly died. It seems 90%…
“Space Tesla” driver turns around after 5 years because he forgot his phone
5 years ago, for the inaugural launch of SpaceX Falcon Heavy, Elon Musk decided to show off a little bit and to put his personal Tesla in space. The Tesla is driven by “Starman”. Experts estimate the car currently is…
Sophia Kianni tweeted something without a selfie
Against all odds, today Sophia Kianni made a series of tweets that largely surprised her followers. Indeed, the first big surprise is that these tweets contained text. And even more surprisingly, not a single one offered a selfie of Sophia….
Inflated white balloon has a hard landing
Our reporters confirm that after being bravely shot by an F-22, the evil Chinese balloon landed hardly. “This evil, white balloon is everything we’re fighting against” said president Joe Biden in an inspirational speech. “Had the balloon be colored, for…
Djokovic worried for his opponents at the US Open
On May 11, 2023, the the Biden Administration will end the public health emergency and will therefore allow top tennis player Novak Djokovic to play this uear’s edition of the US Open. When questioned on the topic, Novak said he…
New high tech company in the EU
Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen, the EU commission president, proudly announced the creation of a new high tech company in the EU. The new company, she said, will create “a new search engine, powered by AI, with robots and vaccines…
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Wind turbines produce much better after deforestation
The wind turbine manufacturer “Green Washing Wind” has expressed confidence in the ability of the wind turbines it manufactures to produce clean electricity. According to the company’s spokesperson, the wind turbines work very well “especially when it’s windy”, which still…
Biden blames Chinese balloon for inflation
We applause the incredibly brave and audacious strike of the Chinese balloon by an American F-22 fighter jet, obviously after the balloon had finished traveling over the United States and had enough time to send all the nice pictures to…
The EU parliament promises there will never be corruption again
Brussels, Belgium – After the story of the bags of cash found at some mp’s apartments, the European Parliament has decided to react accordingly. In a very strong stance, the EU Parliament’s president said from the prison she’s in that…