11 signs you’re a good democrat
1/ You blame Trump for everything 2/ You like to kneel 3/ You realize how offending it is to not let your kids attend porn drag shows 4/ You think Christians are biggots 5/ You think racism and climate change…
Grandma blamed for not choosing free assisted suicide
The good old grandmother of the family, Gertrude, was in great shape. Then one fine day in winter, she caught a cold, had a little fever and felt tired. It was then that her family, made up of model and…
East Palestine is perfectly safe
EAST PALESTINE, Ohio – Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, East Palestine Fire Chief and Incident Commander Keith Drabick, and local, state, and federal officials representing both states announced today that evacuated residents in and around East Palestine…
Hillary Clinton incredibly sexy
Age has no hold on Hillary, quite the contrary. During a recent trip to India, the charming Hillary stunned the assembly with her eternal youth and her delicate charm. Very smiling, the beautiful Hillary did not stop smiling and truly…
New study shows cisgender people causing heart attacks among the vaccinated population
We already knew that racism and climate change were causing a lot of heart attacks. Now a new study by the American Association for Inclusive Climate Health has shown that cisgender people were likely the cause of many of those…
Poor, suicidal, or dead people are the new heroes!
The American nation, Canada and the whole world are grateful to all the poor. We the riches, we thank you for fighting global warming. If you could be even poorer, you’ll heat less, consume next to nothing, that would be…
Man asks chatGPT to write love poem for his wife
John thought he was quite smart as while preparing Saint Valentine’s days, he had the idea to ask his new best friend chatGPT to come up with a love poem for his wife Emmy. “Hi dude” “Hello! How can I…
Liberal super happy with his 100 mile range electric car
John Karry is really proud to have traded his good old “disgustingly polluting” Ford for his brand new electric vehicle. There are multiple reasons for his new happiness. “Now, he says, I don’t emit anything anymore when I drive! I…
Luke Skywalker in love with Han Solo
While George Lucas was never clear on the topic, thanks to Disney we now know the truth: Luke Skywalker was always deeply in love with Han Solo. How lonely must he have felt all these years, to see his own…
Former Twitter employee unable to find the trust and safety council at his new job
A former Twitter employee, Joel Rath, was recently hired at McDonuts’. He happily started at his new job, showing a lot of motivation. However, after 5 minutes, he overheard a conversation at a table between some customers, where one of…