War Attracted Alien (WAA) is offended by US aircraft strike
Aliens are currently trying to invade planet Earth. But it’s not their fault, it’s in their nature, they’re simply attracted by violence and war. We can’t blame them for that, how offending would that be! Furthermore, zizpo, the kind alien…
Kamala Harris reflects on the punishment she’s going to inflict on her husband tonight
As Joe Biden delivered his remarkable and very clear State of the Union address, Vice President Kamala Harris spent the evening pondering the punishment she was about to inflict on her husband. Indeed, while she was busy putting on her…
A wicked witch named Ambassador for gender equality in Australia
The wicked witch Stephanie Campbell was recently named Australia’s Ambassador for gender equality. She has the particularity of never blinking, to better fix and hypnotize her victims. By fixing her interlocutors in this way without ever blinking, this wicked witch…
Man asks chatGPT to write love poem for his wife
John thought he was quite smart as while preparing Saint Valentine’s days, he had the idea to ask his new best friend chatGPT to come up with a love poem for his wife Emmy. “Hi dude” “Hello! How can I…
George Orwell congratulates the West for following his guidelines “by the book”
George Orwell managed to send us the message from the after world, which we have decided to reveal to the world, as it’s an amazingly positive message. Here it goes: “Dear People of the West, It is with undisguised emotion…
Liberal super happy with his 100 mile range electric car
John Karry is really proud to have traded his good old “disgustingly polluting” Ford for his brand new electric vehicle. There are multiple reasons for his new happiness. “Now, he says, I don’t emit anything anymore when I drive! I…
Luke Skywalker in love with Han Solo
While George Lucas was never clear on the topic, thanks to Disney we now know the truth: Luke Skywalker was always deeply in love with Han Solo. How lonely must he have felt all these years, to see his own…
February 2025: EU preparing the 48th package of sanctions against Russia
3 years after the war began, and following the visit of president Zelensky this week in Europe, the EU proudly announced they were preparing the 48th package of sanctions against Russia. “This package will be highly effective”, confirms Charles Michel,…
Former Twitter employee unable to find the trust and safety council at his new job
A former Twitter employee, Joel Rath, was recently hired at McDonuts’. He happily started at his new job, showing a lot of motivation. However, after 5 minutes, he overheard a conversation at a table between some customers, where one of…
Joe Biden makes himself extremely clear
During the State of the Union Speech, the President of the United States, the honorable Joe Biden, once again was extremely clear on a large number of topics. He clearly stated he was ready to use his veto privilege: “Make…