Michal Saylor doesn’t tweet about Bitcoin
Tysons, Virginia, United States – In what probably is the most incredible event of the year, Michael didn’t tweet anything, which means to say he didn’t tweet anything about Bitcoin for 4 long straight hours. His followers were moved by…
Doug and Jill on Valentine’s day
Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden were both invited to attend as guests of President Biden’s State of the Union Speech. As they sat in the audience, Doug couldn’t help but notice how elegant and poised Jill was. She sat with…
Lula cleverly demands vaccination to earn welfare benefits – so they last less
The newly elected Brazilian President, Lula, has announced in a rather clever way, that every Brazilian citizen will have to be vaccinated to continue to benefit from social assistance. Astute observers will have noticed how useful this subtle measure is…
Hillary Clinton incredibly sexy
Age has no hold on Hillary, quite the contrary. During a recent trip to India, the charming Hillary stunned the assembly with her eternal youth and her delicate charm. Very smiling, the beautiful Hillary did not stop smiling and truly…
Sam Smith Accidentally Hit By US Army – ‘I Mistook Him For A Balloon’
London, England – A tragic event occurred on Monday in the suburbs of London. Indeed, Sam Smith, who was returning home after the “Brit Awards”, was targeted by an American F22 passing by. The pilot, however experienced, explained “having had…
China says “Our balloon is bigger than yours”, Trump replies
Chinese President Xi Jinping triumphantly announced to Joe Biden that his balloon “was bigger than his”. He explained to our reporters that despite the preconceptions, the Chinese balloons were “very big”, “much bigger than the American balloons” and could “hold…
Scientists discover a US citizen not supporting the current thing in Alaska
Juneau, Alaska – Russian scientists Igor and Dimitria Russiakov have recently made an amazing discovery: a US citizen with a different opinion, so not supporting the current thing! “That was incredible” told Igor to our reporters. “We really thought that…
New study shows cisgender people causing heart attacks among the vaccinated population
We already knew that racism and climate change were causing a lot of heart attacks. Now a new study by the American Association for Inclusive Climate Health has shown that cisgender people were likely the cause of many of those…
Aliens discover a new species with unique behaviors
After sending out a few reconnaissance ships, the aliens analyzed what they could sense about the earth and the species that live there. They were able to see that many species live there in harmony. Birds, lions, fish and in…
Poor, suicidal, or dead people are the new heroes!
The American nation, Canada and the whole world are grateful to all the poor. We the riches, we thank you for fighting global warming. If you could be even poorer, you’ll heat less, consume next to nothing, that would be…