Nord Stream bomber and deep-sea diver releases a book: “No easy night”
John Owen, undercover CIA agent – navy seal – deep-sea diver whose identity must remain secret at all costs, just released a book to tell the world about his incredible accomplishment: blowing up the Nord Stream pipelines. He explains in…
“Let’s escalate this war and get done with it once and for all!” says virtuous citizen
Mary Bribe, long term socialist voter, proud to be inclusive and to defend virtuous values, thinks it’s time to end the war. From a big 4 room house with a nice garden and a swimming pool, she said while watching…
Bill Gates fundation creates a new vaccine against dangerous computer virus
The Bill Gates Foundation has just announced the creation of a new vaccine to fight against ransomware-type viruses. Bill Gates, who was present at the announcement, agreed to give our reporters more details. “It’s a Messenger-like vaccine, which allows all…
Madonna reveals she is the sister of the Bogdanov brothers
In a shocking revelation, Madonna has confirmed that she is the sister of the regretted Bogdanov brothers. Igor and Grichka Bogdanov, both internationally renowned scientists, have always hidden this relationship with the famous singer. When asked why she didn’t reveal…
President Zelensky agrees to wear a King Charles shirt
In an incredibly generous gesture, President Zelensky agrees to wear a King Charles shirt. When meeting the King of England, it is customary to wear a shirt. Unfortunately, President Zelensky has only provided a few green sweaters in his suitcase,…
Leonardo DiCaprio dating only girls up to 25 years old to fight climate change
Leonardo DiCaprio is deeply concerned about the planet, which is why he decided to pay special attention to the girls he’s dating. He explained that these girls are usually not ready yet to have babies, and he knows how much…
Twitter user happy to know the truth, yet no one believes him
Twitter user Jim Reacher is very happy because he knows secrets that most of his friends ignore. Thanks to Twitter, he now knows that some big pharma is at least thinking of modifying a virus. He knows that there are…
Victoria Nuland says she wants to f*** DU
Our reporters have come in the possession of a very rare 2014 transcript of a conversation between US Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland, and someone else nobody cares about. In that infamous conversation, Victoria Nuland used…
EU to ban twitter to protect freedom of speech
After one more person tweeted a pretty funny joke about covid, the EU commission decided that enough was enough and that it was finally time to take the necessary measures to protect freedom of speech. In an unexpected remark, the…
Satan disappointed in his performance at the Grammys
Despite what many liberals have called a “great show”, Satan expressed some disappointment after his performance at the Grammys. He explained to our reporters that he didn’t feel too well before the show as it was the first time in…